Deer Resident

I have been noticing your presence a good bit lately

Either you think I don't notice you standing in my yard when I come and go or you just don't care

I would hope that you don't think that I am the one intruding on your turf

But the look you give me in passing, as if you own the joint, makes me believe otherwise

Upon further investigation I have also noticed that you have taken a liking to my plants..... my flowers......and the rabbits food

Seeing that you do not pay rent, utilities, or help out with the grocery bill this kind of behavior is unacceptable.

Deer season is right around the corner, either pay up or leave.

Consider this your final warning

Thanks, The Wife and Daughter of Skilled Hunters